Adult Blogger: XXX PROPOSAL XXXPROPOSAL.COM decided on a third drink, something I seldom did, and went into the house to get it. Just as I was about to pour the JD over the cubes in my glass, the phone rang (I guess you still say a phone rings even though it's only a series of loud tones).
I was surprised to hear Ivy's voice when I answered. "I saw you go into your house and I was just wondering...well...I was wondering if you were just joking when you offered...you know...to wash my back. God, I hope I don't sound like a complete idiot."
"Darlin'," I answered, "it may have sounded like a joke, but, I'm always hopeful that some one takes me up on it. Do you want your back washed?"
There was a moment of silence, though I could hear the sound of her almost heavy breathing. Then, "The side door's unlocked." The phone went dead as she hung up.
I couldn't believe what I'd just heard. She was inviting me into her bathroom to wash her back! She'd be naked! "Hell," I said to myself, "I'll probably find her side door locked." But, I had to find out.
I finished making my drink and with it in hand, I went out my back door and to the side of her house, only a few yards away. After looking around to make sure no one saw me, I reached out for the door knob to turn it.. It WAS unlocked! As quickly as I could, I swung the door open and ducked inside, closing the door behind me. I was in Ivy's kitchen and Princess greeted me, stubby tail wagging.
